blew / floyd the barber / about a girl / school / love buzz / paper cuts / negative creep /
scoff / swap meet / mr moustache / sifting / big cheese / downer
Oh, if you wouldn't mind I would like to blew And if you wouldn't mind I would like to lose So if you wouldn't care I would like to leave And if you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stain Could you believe who we knew stress or strain Here is another word that rhymes with shame Verse Chorus x2 You could do anything x8
Hello toilet trained, "Come on in." Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved And I was shaved And I was shamed Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips chorus Uhh x2 I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff chorus
I need an easy friend I do... with an ear to lend I do... think you fit this shoe I do... won't you have a clue I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night for free I'm standing in your line I do... hope you have the time I do... pick a number two I do... keep a date with you Chorus Repeat first verse chorus Oh, I can't see you every night...for free I do... x4
Won't you believe it It's just my luck x4 No recess x3 Verse chorus You're in high school again x7 No recess x7
Would you believe me when I tell you You're the queen of my heart Please don't deceive me when I hurt you Just ain't the way it seems Can you feel my love buzz x4 Verse Chorus pssst... yeah x2 Love buzz x4 Ahhhhh
At my feeding time She pushes food through the door I crawl towards the cracks of light Sometimes I can't find my way Newspapers spread around Soaking all that they can A cleaning is due again A good hosing down The lady whom I feel maternal love for Cannot look me in the eyes But I see hers and they are blue And they cock and twist and masturbate Ahhhhh... I'd save some x3 Black windows of paint I scratch with my nails I see others just like me Why do they not try to escape They bring out the older ones They pointed my way They come with the flashing lights And take my family away And very later I have learned to Accept some friends of ridicule My whole existence is for your amusement And that is why I'm here with you Ow...to take me with your right
This is out of our range x3 And it's grown This is getting to be x3 Drone I'm a negative creep x3 And I'm stoned I'm a negative creep x3 And ohhhh... ohhh... Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more x6 This is out of our range x3 And it's grown This is getting to be x3 Like drone I'm a negative creep x3 And I'm stoned I'm a negative creep x3 And ahhhh... ahhhh... chorus Yeah Drone Stoned Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more x13
In my eyes, I'm not lazy In my face, It's not over In your room, I'm not older In your eyes, I'm not worth it Gimme back my alcohol x6 Now gimmie back x3 Give me all your... x6 Repeat verse Gimmie back my alcohol x6 Now gimmie back x3 chorus Yeah... chorus Ahhhh... Ohhh...
They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable They travel far to keep their stomachs full They make a living off of arts and crafts The kind with seashells, driftwood, and burlap They make a deal when they come to town The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground She loves him more than he will ever know He loves her more than he will ever show Chorus Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart Keeps her photographs close to her heart Keep the bitterness close to the heart Verse Chorus Verse Chorus
Fill me in on your new vision Wake me up with indecision Help me trust your mighty wisdom Yes I eat cow, I am not proud Show me how you question, question Lead the way to my temptations Take my hand and give it cleaning As I eat cow, I am not proud Easy in an easychair Poop as hard as rock I don't like you anyway Seal it in a box I'm new x2 Verse chorus I'm new x4 Ahhh....
Afraid to grade Wouldn't it be fun Cross, self-loss Wouldn't it be fun Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun Some fear none Wouldn't it be fun chorus Your eyes... Teacher said x3 Teacher said... Preacher said "Don't have nothing for you" x7 Spell the smell Wouldn't it be fun Search for a church Wouldn't it be fun Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun Cold and coals Wouldn't it be fun chorus "Don't have nothing for you" x7
Big cheese Make me Mine says, "Go to the office" Big cheese Make me Mine says, "What'd I say?" Black is black, no trading back We were enemies Sure you are, what am I We were enemies Big lies Make my Mine says, "Go to the office" Big cheese Make me Message? What is it? Black is black, no trading back We were enemies She is glue, how about you? Big Cheese Make me Mine says, "Go to the office" Big Cheese Make me Mine says, "What the la" chorus Black is black, no trading back We were enemies Sure you are, what am I We were enemies She is glue, how about you Sure you are, what am I Ohhhhh, nice
Butchered sincerity, act out of loyalty Defend your true country, wish away pain Hand out lobotomies, to save little families Surrealistic fantasy, bland, boring, plain Hold me down in restitution Living out your day of fusion Is the whole fleece, shun in bastard Don't feel guilty, master writing Somebody says that they're not much like I am I know I can Make enough of the words You go along And sing your song Sickening pessimists, hypocrite master Conservative communists, apocalyptic bastards Thank you, dear God for putting me on this Earth I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst chorus Doubt itback